February 15th, 2012 at 7:03PM

“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” —Michael Scott

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February 15th, 2012 at 6:55PM

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January 18th, 2012 at 7:15PM

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January 18th, 2012 at 7:10PM

Maybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting

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January 14th, 2012 at 10:07PM

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January 11th, 2012 at 7:42PM

A moment of silence please for my bowel movement which passed earlier this morning. My heart is heavy even though I am technically lighter.

January 11th, 2012 at 5:16PM

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January 10th, 2012 at 7:10PM

Missed Calls - Mac Miller (by xjonx1969)

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January 10th, 2012 at 5:29PM

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